1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:05,005 - Hello, I'm Maddie Hayes. - And I'm still David Addison. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,924 - You wanna tell 'em? - No. 3 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:10,093 - Do you? - No, not really. 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,221 Why don't we tell them together? 5 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,433 With tonight's episode, Moonlighting had planned 6 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:20,646 on taking part in another exciting, innovative broadcasting experiment. 7 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,649 What we had planned on bringing you was the first 3-D, 8 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:27,194 that is the first fully three-dimensional, television program. 9 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,571 I mean, the show itself turned out wonderfully. 10 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,491 You remember Vincent Price in that House of Wax 11 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,451 where he's hitting that ball, and the paddle and the ball-- 12 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,161 and the ball's zooming out over the audience like that? 13 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,413 Well, this is better than that. 14 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,500 And then there are certain subtle values that are enhanced by 3D. 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,628 - Absolutely. - Stand up, will you, Maddie? 16 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,965 Arch your back a little bit. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,759 Do I gotta draw you a map, folks? 18 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,138 Anyway, late last week 19 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,725 we started mailing out these special 3-D glasses to everyone, 20 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,228 - but you know the post office. - You know the post office. 21 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,814 So tomorrow or the next day, when you get these in the mail-- 22 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,816 Hang on to them for the rerun. 23 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,193 And once again, we're really sorry. Now start the show. 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,821 - Start the show? - Start the show. 25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:18,453 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 26 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:23,292 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 27 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,254 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 28 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:32,592 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 29 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:37,139 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 30 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:42,144 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 31 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 32 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:51,486 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 33 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,866 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 34 00:01:55,866 --> 00:02:00,620 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 35 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:05,250 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 36 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:09,546 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪ 37 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,305 Is he secure? 38 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,724 Are you satisfied? 39 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,021 If our audience volunteers would return to their seats. 40 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,566 Thank you. 41 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,486 Ladies and gentlemen, as our assistants bundle 42 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,696 and prepare to hoist the Great Kandinski 43 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,950 up and over the tank of peril, 44 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,994 I must ask for total silence. 45 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,747 Because of the serious nature of this escape 46 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,835 my husband needs complete and undisturbed concentration. 47 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,670 Please hold back your applause 48 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:35,465 until once again the Great Kandinski has proven 49 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:39,386 he is the greatest escape artist in the world. 50 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,513 Oh, my God. 51 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,912 Getting off. 52 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,664 Getting off... 53 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,374 Getting off! 54 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,626 Get-ting off! 55 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,930 Thank you, really. 56 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,266 You're all in my will. 57 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,247 David? 58 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,627 David, are you in there? 59 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:27,262 David, where is everybody? 60 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,100 David, I'm coming in. 61 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,311 And they say nothing works like bread crumbs. 62 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,022 Surprise! 63 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,774 One, two, three, four! 64 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:44,863 ♪ Na na na na that's it ♪ 65 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,531 ♪ You say it's your birthday ♪ 66 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,991 ♪ That's it that's it ♪ 67 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,618 ♪ It's my birthday, too, yeah ♪ 68 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,202 ♪ That's it that's it ♪ 69 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,829 ♪ You say it's your birthday ♪ 70 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,456 ♪ That's it that's it ♪ 71 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,124 ♪ We're gonna have a good time ♪ 72 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,709 ♪ That's it that's it ♪ 73 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,336 ♪ You say it's yours birthday ♪ 74 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,587 ♪ That's it that's it ♪ 75 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,839 ♪ Happy birthday to you♪ 76 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,965 ♪ Na-- ♪ 77 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:08,136 ♪ Ha-ha-happy birthday ♪ 78 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,180 ♪ Maddie ♪ 79 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,725 ♪ Ha-ha-happy, happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 80 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,811 ♪ Ha-ha-happy bi-irth-da-ay ♪ 81 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:20,857 ♪ To-hoo-hoo... ♪ 82 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:25,195 ♪ You-ou-ou-ou-ou... ♪ 83 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,572 Happy birthday, Maddie. 84 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,202 Well... 85 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,916 Well, well, well. 86 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,297 What a surprise. 87 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,299 There are some candles over here. 88 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,135 Of course, how nice! 89 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,225 Well... 90 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,229 Thank you all. 91 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,400 This is really special. 92 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,530 Really... 93 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,075 ...special. 94 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,167 Excuse me. 95 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,386 You're not gonna try on your birthday present? 96 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,139 It was really very sweet of you. I was very touched, really. 97 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,808 - Really? - Really. 98 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,310 Could've fooled me. 99 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,105 - You wanna tell me about it? - There's nothing to tell. 100 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,857 Well, there must be something to tell because eight people 101 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,900 just tried to show you how much they care about you, 102 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,944 and you acted as nervous as a whore in church. 103 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,738 I'm just not one of those people who enjoy 104 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,698 having a fuss made over their birthday, that's all. 105 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,993 - That's silly. - It's not silly. It's me. It's my birthday, David. 106 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,829 And I can celebrate it or not celebrate it any way I choose. 107 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,624 - Ah, who'd have thunk it? - Thunk what? 108 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,878 That you, of all people, would react this way to growing older. 109 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,755 This has nothing to do with growing older. 110 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,716 Of course not. Well, let me tell you something, Madelyn Hayes, 111 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,469 those lines on your face, the little crow's feet around your eyes, 112 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,929 that silly little millimeter your caboose has dropped in the past decade-- 113 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,015 - Is this something you rehearsed ahead of time? - It's just nature's way 114 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,851 of telling you, you got nine holes left to play, and why not enjoy it? 115 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,436 Boy, I can't wait until it's your birthday. 116 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,606 47 days, 13 hours, 51 minutes. Roughly. 117 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,609 Darn, I planned on grouting my tile that day. 118 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,903 - I understand completely. - Good. 119 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,532 Then understand this. I don't give a flying fig 120 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,744 about the lines in my face, the crow's feet by my eyes, 121 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,913 or the altitude of my caboose. 122 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,414 Hey, that's okay. That's what you got me for. 123 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,082 And I don't give a flying fig 124 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,084 about people who do. 125 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,670 Well, I'm at a loss. 126 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,547 I don't know what a flying fig is. 127 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,049 That's okay. 128 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,634 They do. 129 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,761 What I contemplate on my birthday, David, 130 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,055 is my accomplishments, my progress, 131 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,683 where I was last year, where I'd like to be next year. Where I am now. 132 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,812 - Okay, so why so glum? - I'll spare you the gory details. 133 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:07,398 Suffice it to say that this has not been a banner year in the life of Madelyn Hayes. 134 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,442 - You don't think so? - I don't think so. 135 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,237 In fact, this year represents, in some ways, 136 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,614 a quantum leap backwards for me. 137 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,492 - No kidding? - No kidding. 138 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:23,748 - Don't be hurt. You asked me, so I'm telling you. - It's okay, I understand. 139 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,959 - But you never know what's around the corner. - Around what corner? 140 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,919 - The corner. Next year. - What do you mean? 141 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,088 - You never know what's in the cards. - Cards? 142 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:34,008 - The cards. Fate, destiny, the master plan! - David, there is no master plan. 143 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,718 You get up in the morning, you live your life. 144 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,887 If you work hard, make the right choices, 145 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,931 and keep your nose clean, you get ahead. 146 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,559 If you don't, you don't. I didn't, and that's that. 147 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,770 - Simple as that, huh? - Simple as that. 148 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,356 So once again, thanks for thinking of me. 149 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,275 But please don't do it again. 150 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,363 Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison, there's someone here to see you. 151 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,829 I'm Madelyn Hayes. This is my associate, David Addison. 152 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,373 - Hello. Have a seat. - Carolyn Kandinski. 153 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,876 Kandinski? 154 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,378 Wife of the Incredible Kandinski, yes. 155 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,423 I read about what happened in the newspapers this morning. I'm sorry. 156 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,342 Nothing to be sorry about-- it's part of the business. 157 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,929 There are very few escape artists in the world. Even fewer elderly ones. 158 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,849 - What can we do for you, Mrs. Kandinski? - I need protection. 159 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851 - Protection? - From whom? From what? 160 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,227 From my late husband. 161 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,812 - I see. - You do? 162 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,064 My husband was more than an escape artist. 163 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,941 He was more than a magician. 164 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,818 He studied the occult for decades. 165 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,112 He devoted himself to everything that was mystical. 166 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,239 That was his life. 167 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,658 It was never mine. 168 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:44,454 Over the years, there were... indiscretions. 169 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,164 He knew. 170 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,124 Some couples stay together because of the children. 171 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,628 - We stayed because of the act. - I still don't understand. 172 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,546 He never forgave me. 173 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,965 He swore yo me that, as the crowning act of his life, 174 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,969 - he would come back from the dead and kill me. - Talk about holding a grudge. 175 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,723 While he lived, I never gave him the satisfaction of showing I believed he could. 176 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,518 - You don't, do you? - Tomorrow my husband will be cremated. 177 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,689 Until then, I'd feel a lot better knowing somebody was watching the body. 178 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,234 - Watching the body? - Watching the body. 179 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,944 Here's the address of the mortuary. 180 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,196 He's already been prepared for cremation. 181 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,240 Despite which, and contrary to both the laws of physics and biology, 182 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,867 you think the old boy's gonna get a little antsy tonight 183 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,078 and decide to stretch his legs anyway? 184 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,748 Let me put it to you this way, Mr. Addison. 185 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,710 If asked, most people would say they don't believe in superstition. 186 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,129 Cracked mirrors, the 13th floor. 187 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,715 Tell me, would you walk underneath a ladder 188 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,676 if you didn't really have to? 189 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,975 $2,000 for one night's work. 190 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,353 - Are you game? - Gamer. Downright gamey. 191 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,982 I'll let myself out, thank you. 192 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,113 Welcome to Chiller Theater. 193 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,701 Welcome to a very distasteful but very easy and very short-term job. 194 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,745 Wait a second, wait a second. Aren't you gonna tell me we can't take this case? 195 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,789 - Why would I do that? - I don't know. 196 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,501 - That's what you always do. - Well, not this time. 197 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,379 For one thing, it's not a case. There's no mystery. 198 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,756 A man is dead, a woman wants someone to guard him. 199 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,426 - For another thing, we could use the money. - Now you're talking. 200 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,761 It's gonna be a long night. Maybe we should go get some sleep. 201 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,514 Wait a second, birthday girl. I can handle this all by myself. 202 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,975 - David... - One-night stands are my specialty, Maddie. 203 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,853 Besides, it is your birthday. I know you don't wanna make a big deal of it-- 204 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,772 - I wanna be there tonight, David. - That's crazy, it's nuts. 205 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,108 It's a job. Our job. 206 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,573 - I'll see you there at 8:30? - Sounds that way. 207 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,705 My office is open in case you have to use the phone. 208 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,167 I'll be back myself in the morning about, oh, 6 a.m. 209 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,128 The deceased is in here... coffee machine is right over there, 210 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,546 and the bathroom is right down the hall. 211 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,883 Got any stakes or wooden mallets, Artie? 212 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,052 This must seem like a strange request. 213 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,263 I've had bodies guarded for all kinds of reasons. 214 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,640 Sometimes they're buried with expensive jewelry. 215 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,643 Sometimes a fan wants a final keepsake from a celebrity. 216 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,481 Sometimes a family member has to be kept away for one reason or another. 217 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,192 But it's true... I've never had guards 218 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,071 just to be sure that a body doesn't get up. 219 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,573 Well, it's time for me to go. Good night. 220 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,159 Easy for you to say. 221 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,958 Birthday girl's first. 222 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,799 ♪ Oh, the leg bone connected to the knee bone ♪ 223 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,344 ♪ The knee bone connected to the thighbone ♪ 224 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,179 - ♪ The thighbone ♪-- - David. 225 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,555 Well, first things first. 226 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,351 - Wanna do the honors? - What honors? 227 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,728 Inspect the merchandise, check out the goods. 228 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,772 Make sure batteries aren't included. 229 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:01,400 - Look inside? - You rather him come out? 230 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,653 Gotta make sure he's in there. 231 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,620 It's all right. It's all right. Good news, no news. 232 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,372 - Then he's still-- - Dressed, yeah. 233 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,874 - But the night's still young. - So what do we do now? 234 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,376 I don't know. 235 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,086 We could do this in shifts. 236 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,673 Of course, we are alone. No chaperon. 237 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,716 Can I trust you to be good when my eyes are closed? 238 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,844 I wonder if there's room for two bodies in there. 239 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,096 Yah, but then we have to take that one out. 240 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,182 - Tell you what, looks like it's gonna be a long night. - Looks like. 241 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,351 What do you say I go get us a strong cup of mocha java? 242 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,854 - Sounds good. - I'll bring two straws. 243 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,807 Hello. 244 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,310 David! 245 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,146 - David! - You rang? 246 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,741 - David, I really don't like this. - You're right. 247 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,993 I can't let you go in the cake. We're a little pressed for time. 248 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,288 - I mean the whole thing. - Humor me. Blow out the candles. 249 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:41,209 - David, we're in a mortuary. - Exactly. Who you gonna offend? 250 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,627 Blow them out yourself. 251 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,338 No way, I gotta save my strength for your wish. 252 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,840 David, I don't want any part of this. Would you please turn the lights back on? 253 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,308 Thank you. 254 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,107 Look, I'm sorry. I just don't get it. 255 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,735 I mean, atmosphere aside, this is a momentous occasion. 256 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,364 - This is your birthday. - I'm gonna try and get some sleep. 257 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,158 I mean, it happens only once or so a year. 258 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,701 I wish I'd thought to bring a pillow. 259 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,829 Here. 260 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:22,625 I mean, was the past year really that bad? It sure wasn't for me. 261 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,711 In fact, it was a pretty terrific year for me. 262 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,130 I mean, I know it's not my birthday so this probably doesn't 263 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,758 mean that much to you anyway, but in my opinion-- 264 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,134 Shut up. 265 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,347 - Shut up? - Shut up. 266 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,100 Relight the candles, turn off the light, and come sit next to me 267 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560 so I have something to lean on. 268 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,938 Whatever you say, boss. 269 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,369 And wipe that stupid grin off your face. 270 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,580 This happens to be the smartest grin I own. 271 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,261 And don't get any ideas. 272 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,930 I don't need to. Brought plenty of 'em with me. 273 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,732 Happy birthday, Maddie. 274 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,026 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 275 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,999 Six a.m.! 276 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,209 Ohh! 277 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,546 Rise and shine. 278 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,216 You. Not him. 279 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,054 - So is the body still dead? - I didn't hear any snoring. 280 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,307 Let me check under the hood. 281 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,727 What? 282 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,689 - I think the stiff stiffed us. - What do you mean? 283 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,775 He's a light sleeper. Take a look. 284 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,693 - David, he's gone! - And so are we. 285 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,410 Maddie, why are we doing this? 286 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,120 David, we were hired to do a job. We failed. 287 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,456 We have a responsibility to inform our client. 288 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,583 We have a responsibility to protect our client. 289 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,960 She came to us because she was scared of her husband. 290 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,505 Now, call me oversensitive, but I do not think we should walk into her house 291 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,840 first thing in the morning and tell her he ceased to be deceased. 292 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,801 Ceased to be deceased? Who said he ceased to be deceased? 293 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,220 How else are you gonna explain a stiff taking a stroll? 294 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,348 David, there's a perfectly logical explanation for what went on last night. 295 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:46,018 A body exists. It's somewhere. We just need the time to find it, that's all. 296 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,229 And the only woman who can give us that time is Mrs. Kandinski. 297 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,398 She's the client. She has a right to know what's going on. 298 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,900 Maddie, take a second and put yourself in her shroud. 299 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,696 Mrs. Kandinski is prepping for the Big C, cremation day. Not the best of times. 300 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,198 Now you wanna tell her the guest of honor won't be attending his own roast? 301 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,409 - I suppose you have a better idea? - It just so happens I do. 302 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,119 - I'm all ears. - Not from where I'm sitting. 303 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,954 - The idea. - Lie. 304 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,455 - Lie? - Yeah, lie. You know. 305 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,332 Fabricate a story. Tell an untruth. 306 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,543 For my money the only sure-fire M.O. in a bind like this. 307 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,254 - We are not lying. - Okay, then leave out the truth. 308 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,382 Casket's sealed, shove it in as-is. Oven's turned up high. 309 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676 Ba-bing! The urn will never know the difference. 310 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:22,638 - You're amazing. - Just fell into place, that's all. 311 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,153 David, we're telling the truth. 312 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,531 Hey, it's your franchise. I just work behind the counter. 313 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,497 David! 314 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,083 - You'll wake up the-- - The dead? Too late for that. 315 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,210 Yes? - Mrs. Kandinski? 316 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,129 It's Madelyn Hayes and David Addison. 317 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,797 Could we speak to you for a moment, please? 318 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,723 - He's out, isn't he? - Well, that's what we're here to talk to you about. 319 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,641 He's out, isn't he? 320 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,144 - We're not sure how it happened. - He did it. 321 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,854 He said he'd do it, and he did. 322 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,023 Mrs. Kandinski, I think you're jumping to conclu-- 323 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,066 He's coming back to kill me. 324 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,405 When you're right, you're right. 325 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,782 Lying in this one would've been a huge mistake. 326 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,036 - Where to next? - Well, we've been to every police station, 327 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,413 every hospital, and every cemetery in town. 328 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,416 - Why not go home? - David, we're not going home until we locate this body. 329 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:36,378 - Maddie, we've been in the same clothes for two days. - David, Kandinski is dead. 330 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,839 Odds are, no matter what, we smell better than he does. 331 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:46,430 I didn't mean to snap, but you saw Mrs. Kandinski. She was beside herself. 332 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:51,101 I feel we have a responsibility to find her husband's dead body and put her mind at ease. 333 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,145 - What if we can't? - What do you mean, "What if we can't"? 334 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,897 - What if there is no dead body? - Is no dead body? 335 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,690 What if he did what he said he was going to do? 336 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,068 You mean what if Kandinski did come back from the dead? 337 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,445 Stranger things have happened. 338 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,864 - Not in my world. - What? What are you saying? 339 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,075 You saying that you don't believe that things can't happen that are beyond explanation? 340 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,494 Don't laugh. 341 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,038 - What would you like me to do? - Maddie, there are a lot of things in this life 342 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,208 - that are inexplicable. - Yeah, right, you and me working together. Name another. 343 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,794 - You just won't even consider the possibility, will you? - What are you saying? 344 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,546 I'm saying we should at least consider the possibility 345 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,673 that Kandinski might make good on his threat. 346 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,049 - I don't believe what I'm hearing. - Instead of looking for him, 347 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,592 we should be protecting his wife's. 348 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,969 How far are we from the city morgue? 349 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,186 Club Med for the dead. 350 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,230 There are bodies in all those drawers? 351 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,482 Check over on 606, chop-chop. 352 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,236 - I'm Dr. Nealy. Can I help you? - I'm Madelyn Hayes, 353 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,697 and this is David Addison. We're investigators. 354 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,992 We'd like to ask you a question about Mr. Kandinski, the magician. 355 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,579 - And that would be what? - When you sent him to the mortuary, 356 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,872 was he dead? 357 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:57,334 Was he dead? No. 358 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:01,338 He just checked in, had his chest cracked open, his lungs drained, his brain weighed, 359 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,882 and his stomach emptied onto a table. 360 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,094 After that, he walked out of here and caught a bus. 361 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,597 Hell, yes, he was dead. 362 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,099 - You wanna see the report? - If you don't mind. 363 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,768 Are you from the insurance company? 364 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,396 Actually we were hired by his wife. She wanted us to-- 365 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:22,192 I mean, we were supposed to watch the body so it wouldn't... well... 366 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,070 - I don't know how to explain it. - We're from the insurance company. 367 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:29,491 I see. Well, believe me, Mr. Kandinski was deceased. 368 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,702 We're a very special kind of doctor down here. 369 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:34,121 Nobody leaves our offices alive. 370 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:38,167 I cut 'em, slap 'em on slides, poke through 'em... 371 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,960 and in the end, all I can do is bag 'em 372 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,755 - and send 'em out to be planted. - Think it was accidental? 373 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,507 Two hundred and fifty cc's of that tank water in the lungs. 374 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,427 Aspirated some guacamole from dinner. No drugs traceable. 375 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,890 Contusions about the wrist, consistent with the manacles he was wearing. 376 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,267 The stupid jackass drowned. 377 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,936 Nothing magic about that. 378 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:03,192 Now, I have pictures... and a full report if you're still not satisfied. 379 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,985 Thanks, I'll wait for the video. 380 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,362 Okay, I gotta go. 381 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:11,659 A rotor tore loose from a helicopter at the airport this morning. 382 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,747 Well, that narrows down the possibilities. 383 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,000 I think I know what the problem is. 384 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,378 We've been looking for a man named Kandinski. 385 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,798 - Of course we have. - Maybe that's been our mistake all along. 386 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,300 - You've been smelling too much formaldehyde. - Excuse me. 387 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,178 You had any John Doe bodies come in in the past 12 hours? 388 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,597 - Two. - We'd like to see them. 389 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,894 - David, do we have to do this? - Hey, when you go to the zoo, 390 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,313 you wanna look at all the animals, don't you? 391 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,773 Here's your John Doe. 392 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,611 Whoops. That's a Jane. 393 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,823 Wrong. That's no Jane. 394 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,366 It's a Carolyn! 395 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,415 - Poor Mrs. Kandinski. - Lucky Mrs. Kandinski. 396 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,626 - Lucky Mrs. Kandinski? - As loaded as she was? 397 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,921 She's lucky she didn't take somebody else with her down that cliff. 398 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:09,466 I don't know. Driving while intoxicated? She just doesn't seem the type. 399 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,052 Trust me, Maddie. You hear through the grapevine 400 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,054 somebody dead is looking for you, 401 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,932 - you become the type. - I don't know. 402 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:22,479 It's all too... I don't know, circular. 403 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,815 One of the world's best escape artists 404 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:27,484 fails to free himself from a water tank and dies while hundreds watch. 405 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,487 Two days later, his wife drives off a cliff and into the ocean. 406 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:34,241 Cause of death in both cases, drowning. 407 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,701 Are you listening to me? 408 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,995 Um... no. 409 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,332 What do you mean, no? 410 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,334 I'm sorry. I was daydreaming. 411 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,670 I was having a fantasy about sleeping in a bed. 412 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,965 How can you even think about sleeping with so many unanswered questions? 413 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,759 You gotta concentrate. 414 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,677 Maddie, look, I don't know how to break this to you, 415 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,721 but the Kandinski case, it's closed. 416 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,223 - Closed? - Closed. 417 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,101 David, how can you say the case is closed when the client just turned up dead? 418 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,770 Yeah, well... 419 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:06,815 crazy as it seems, I only work for live clients. 420 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:10,152 A habit I got into when I started to eat. I'm going home. 421 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,904 - Going home? - Going home. 422 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,531 Look, Maddie, face it. The Great Kandinski did it. 423 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,241 I don't know how, but he did it. 424 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,494 He died, came back, and took care of the one-- 425 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,829 - That's ridiculous. - That's amazing! 426 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,664 But that's what seems to have happened. 427 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,833 I'm sorry, but I will never be able to believe that. 428 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,628 You're forgiven. Will you please tell me why you cannot accept the fact 429 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,880 that there are things that happen that no one can understand? 430 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,548 Because that's not how life works! 431 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,926 Oh, forgive me, you know how life works? 432 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,969 I know how I think life works, yes. 433 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,722 And behind every mystery, behind every unexplained phenomenon, 434 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,891 there's usually a perfectly logical explanation. 435 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,434 - Really? - Really. 436 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,353 - Rainbows. - Light refracted by moisture. 437 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,396 - The Bermuda Triangle. - A myth and a hoax. 438 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,774 The '69 Mets. A myth and a hoax. 439 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,362 Come on, Maddie, trust me. 440 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:57,616 There simply are things that defy explanation. I mean, God... 441 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,120 Well, there you go. There's a good example, God. God's a good example. 442 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,830 God defies explanation. 443 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:06,792 You believe in him. Everybody believes in him. 444 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,091 Hello? 445 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,723 - Don't tell me. - Then don't ask me. 446 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,058 - You don't-- - I warned you. 447 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,893 How can you not? 448 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,771 David, I don't think we wanna have this discussion. 449 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,527 Oh, okay. 450 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:36,613 I get it. This is just something you say, right? 451 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,574 This is just something you say to people, right? 452 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,158 I mean, deep down... 453 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,953 deep, deep, deep down? 454 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,623 I don't believe you. 455 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,042 - What can I say? I don't believe in-- - Don't say that! 456 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,587 - David! - You don't have to say that. Even if you think it. 457 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:54,339 What do you wanna say that for? He might hear you. 458 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,551 All right, all right. But what if you're wrong? Cover yourself. 459 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:00,721 - What's it gonna hurt? - I don't need to cover myself, thank you. 460 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,318 How? How did this happen? 461 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,153 How did what happen? I don't have a disease. 462 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,238 I have a difference of opinion. 463 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:21,074 Isn't that what our forefathers founded this country for? 464 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:25,120 - You think so? - Go home, David. 465 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,831 I need to think about this case, and you don't seem to wanna help me. 466 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,375 Yeah, but I don't wanna leave you here by yourself, either. 467 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,378 I'll lock myself in. I'll be fine. No one'll hurt me. 468 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,880 No one will smite me. 469 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,426 Go home. 470 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,055 You sure? 471 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:30,477 - Hello? - Back here. 472 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:47,202 Uh, I was wondering if there was someone I could speak to about a magic trick? 473 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:48,662 You can speak to me. 474 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,166 My name is Madelyn Hayes. 475 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,795 - I'm a detective. - Abby. Abby Cadabra. 476 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,090 What trick did you wanna talk about? 477 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:02,592 - Well, Mr. Cadabra-- - Abby. 478 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,136 Abby. 479 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:07,347 It's a trick where the magician threatens 480 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:10,308 that after he dies he will come back to life long enough 481 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,686 to kill someone who has betrayed him. 482 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:15,731 - After he dies? - After he dies. 483 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,941 Sounds like a one-time-only trick. 484 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,861 I saw it happen, Abby. 485 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:24,239 He was in the coffin, hours later the coffin was empty. 486 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:28,201 Hours after that, the person he threatened was dead. 487 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:31,496 - That's some trick. - It is a trick, isn't it? 488 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,874 It certainly has all the makings. 489 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:37,878 Nothing new in escaping from a box. They've done that before. 490 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,214 And if the man wasn't really dead in the first place-- 491 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,009 But he was. I mean, that's the tricky part. 492 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,844 I saw the coroner's report. 493 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,513 And the man I work with saw the body with his own eyes. 494 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,349 What? 495 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:54,019 Wish I had a penny for every time I've heard that. 496 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,396 But I did. He did. 497 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,815 If people didn't have eyes to be sure with, 498 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,234 it wouldn't be so easy to fool them. 499 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,362 We know what we saw. 500 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,989 Oh, sure you did. 501 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,741 Ah. 502 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,409 Like these two rings. 503 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,954 Solid, right? 504 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,332 Ah... 505 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:21,963 Or are they? 506 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,597 Of course they are. 507 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,682 You've seen it with your own eyes. 508 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,559 So you're saying I was tricked? 509 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,696 Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? 510 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:50,325 Fine, fine, fine. Sleights of hand, false bottoms, 511 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,785 shills in the audience. 512 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,954 This man was dead. 513 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,997 Then maybe it was magic. 514 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,624 What do you mean, magic? 515 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,376 There's no such thing as magic. 516 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,752 Isn't there? 517 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:06,341 Someone taught you how to do that, and now you teach it. 518 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,511 Just like a carpenter passing tricks of the trade to his son. 519 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:13,348 Secrets are passed, when there are secrets to pass. 520 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,768 But sometimes, miss, explanations are hard to find. 521 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,063 You mean explanations that you or I can figure out. 522 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,859 I mean explanations that anybody can figure out. 523 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:27,070 You know, turn of the century, there was a magician 524 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,824 who made playing cards fly, right up to the ceiling and back. 525 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,617 No one ever did know how. 526 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,412 Heard about a magician named Animen once. 527 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,706 Used to catch rifle bullets in his teeth. 528 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,833 Other magicians thought they knew how. 529 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,252 All of them died duplicating the trick. 530 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:44,296 I don't think there's a magician alive 531 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:47,299 who won't admit there's one trick he doesn't understand. 532 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,926 That's why they call it magic. 533 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,569 Good afternoon, Miss DiPesto. Mr. Addison in? 534 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,446 Lunch. 535 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,489 As soon as he's back, send him into my office. 536 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,492 And until then, I don't wish to be disturbed. 537 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,369 Fine, Miss Hayes. 538 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,954 Miss Hayes? 539 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,581 - She in yet? - Yes, but-- 540 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,333 Not now. 541 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,962 - Answer something for me, will you? - Fine. Answer something for me. 542 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,381 - Shoot. - I wish I could. Was the Great Kandinski 543 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:29,925 dead when you looked at him in his coffin? 544 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,177 - What? - You saw him. Was he dead? 545 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,221 Hey, does butter fly? Does a picket fence? 546 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,181 - David, I want you to think. - Just like that? 547 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,226 Come on, Maddie. You heard that coroner. 548 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,477 If he wasn't dead when he got to that morgue, 549 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,103 he sure was dead when he left. 550 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,106 Damn, I wish we could find that body. Lord. 551 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,610 Which brings me to my question. About what we were discussing last night. 552 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,153 - God. - There you go. 553 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,155 What did he ever do to you? 554 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,576 - I'll put it another way. - What difference does it make? 555 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:59,162 - I'm gonna go talk to that coroner. - What difference does it make? 556 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:02,082 - All the difference in the world, that's all. - Not to me. 557 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,376 - What about me? I didn't sleep a wink last night. - Buy a nightlight. 558 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,378 - I spent the whole night tossing and turning... - Mr. Addison? Miss Hayes? 559 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,255 - ...turning and tossing, worrying about your soul. - My sole? 560 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,757 - Your soul. - My sole's fine. Both of 'em. 561 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,051 - Excuse me, Miss Hayes. - I don't get it. 562 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,387 - Keep this up and I'll give it to you. - I mean, if anyone anywhere 563 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,931 ever had a reason not only to believe but to be thankful... 564 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,267 I mean, he's given you beauty. He's given you brains. 565 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,726 He's given you me! 566 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,186 Addison! Let me out of this door! 567 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,355 Ugh! 568 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,652 See what happens when you tick off the big guy? 569 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,738 Maybe you'd like to rethink your position. 570 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:38,868 Although... actually, this is a rather interesting position. 571 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,706 Keep your hands off me. 572 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,166 Be careful what you wish for. Might come true. 573 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,879 - Now, if you'll excuse me. - But, Miss Hayes-- 574 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,840 Miss DiPesto, I don't have time right now. 575 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,216 I'm going to find the Great Kandinski's body-- 576 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,260 by myself, dead or alive! 577 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,178 Be easier to do if you're alive. 578 00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:00,515 But, Miss Hayes, I think someone already beat you to it. 579 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:04,602 "Dead magician robs jeweler and dies in fall"? 580 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:09,107 Interesting development. 581 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,487 This office was made aware of the body's discovery 582 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,614 shortly after 3 a.m. this morning. 583 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,075 I personally performed the autopsy and determined 584 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,495 the time of death to be between midnight and 2 a.m. 585 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,332 Mr. Kandinski appeared to have fallen from the side 586 00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,626 of the Jewelry Exchange Building on 7th Street, 587 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,586 falling some seven floors to his death 588 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,005 after having penetrated the vault at the site. 589 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:35,008 An experienced aerial acrobat as well as a magician, 590 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:38,136 it appears that Mr. Kandinski slipped and fell, 591 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,223 the bag of jewels he stole falling into the street and down a rain gutter. 592 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,809 As to the matter of Mr. Kandinski's first death, 593 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,562 it would appear that someone in this office 594 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,899 one of our 11 examiners, falsified Mr. Kandinski's 595 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,692 work papers and death certificate. 596 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,445 At this time, we're working under the assumption 597 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,405 that this was done in return for money 598 00:35:57,405 --> 00:36:00,617 or perhaps an interest in this morning's robbery. 599 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:04,037 We do not know which of our examiners falsified these papers, 600 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,915 although I assure you, a thorough internal investigation will take place 601 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,125 and criminal charges will be pressed. 602 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,045 That's all the information I have at this time, ladies and gentlemen. 603 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:14,756 Dr. Nealy, are we looking at a possible connection 604 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:18,093 between Kandinski's falsified death and that of his wife? 605 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,929 I think that's a question for the district attorney's office, 606 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,931 not the coroner's office. 607 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:26,559 However, I think it's fair to say that Mrs. Kandinski's death 608 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,188 will now be reinvestigated as a possible homicide. 609 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,607 Excuse me. 610 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,406 - Well, I guess that's that. - Guess so. 611 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,033 Amazing. He really thought he'd get away with it. 612 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,702 Fake his own death so he'd be free to murder, steal. 613 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,330 The only thing to figure out is which of these bio majors 614 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,249 was in cahoots with him, which ain't our problem. 615 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:52,001 Either of you got a match? - Marie Osmond and Billy Graham? 616 00:36:58,007 --> 00:37:00,885 Boy, is this gonna be a fun place to work until they find that guy. 617 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,848 - Who you picking in the exacta? - Beats me. 618 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,975 - But you know what I don't understand? - Logarithms? 619 00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:09,936 What, you understood those? 620 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,563 Remember when I showed you that John Doe 621 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,273 that turned into a Jane Doe? 622 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,191 - Carolyn Kandinski? - Yeah. 623 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,026 I don't know what she was doing being a Jane Doe. 624 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,154 Nealy knew who she was. 625 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,698 She'd been in here to see him about three or four hours earlier. 626 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:23,575 - No kidding? - No kidding. 627 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,619 Another thing, she came in DOA-DWI. 628 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:27,704 Day? 629 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,247 No, DOA. Oh. 630 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,374 She was also DWI. Ooh! 631 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,543 I gotta tell you, it doesn't make sense. 632 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:37,046 'Cause when she was in earlier, she seemed stone-cold sober to me. 633 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:39,132 Hmm... 634 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,300 Hmm. 635 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,762 So Mrs. Kandinski went to see Nealy after she found out 636 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,223 her husband's body had disappeared from the coffin. 637 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,851 - I wonder why. - Probably for the same reason we did. 638 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,979 - To make sure the old boy was really down for the count. - I wonder what he said to her. 639 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,023 Well, whatever it was, it must've made an impression 640 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:57,358 'cause the lady went out and got lit right after. 641 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,569 - At least according to Nealy. - What do you mean, "according to Nealy"? 642 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,279 I don't know what I mean. 643 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,531 I don't know how a man could not recognize someone 644 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,658 he spent time with three hours earlier. 645 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,869 Take it from a guy who knows. Some people look different 646 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,579 laying down than they do sitting up. 647 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,123 - Unless we've got it backwards. - Us? Can't be. 648 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,834 Or is that: "Can't be. Us?" 649 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,128 Maybe Nealy didn't say something to upset Mrs. Kandinski. 650 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:20,715 - Maybe Mrs. Kandinski said something to upset Nealy. - So he killed her? 651 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,467 And made it look like an accident. 652 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:23,843 No one could second-guess him, he's the coroner. 653 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,720 And if anyone did suspect murder-- 654 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,306 The most likely suspect would be her not-so-late husband? 655 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,808 - I'm turning the car around. - Let's turn this car around. 656 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,228 Wait a second, don't we need 30 guys to spin the road and one guy to hold the car? 657 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,399 Dr. Nealy, we're all closed up. You gonna be much longer? 658 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:42,529 Uh, you go ahead. I've got something I've got to attend to before I go. 659 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:44,572 All right. See you in the morning. 660 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,848 Were you going somewhere, Dr. Nealy? 661 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,516 What the hell are you doing in there? 662 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:39,187 Waiting for you. 663 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,938 David. 664 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:45,777 Waiting for me? Why? 665 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,696 There are some things we want to ask you. 666 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,406 David... 667 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,785 Ask me? Like what? 668 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,913 Like whose idea was it? Yours or Kandinski's? 669 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,290 David, are you in there? 670 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,043 You mean faking Kandinski's death? 671 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,920 He came to me. 672 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,506 Said he wanted to pull off the greatest trick of all time. 673 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,383 Needed to fake a death certificate. 674 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:11,302 I told him, "Not for all the tea in China." 675 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,180 But then he came up with half the jewels in L.A. 676 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,724 David, why aren't you out here? 677 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,684 Maddie, I'm stuck. 678 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,103 - Stuck?! - Stuck. 679 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,112 And the whole thing would've worked, too. 680 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:34,242 If only his wife hadn't realized that he wasn't really dead. 681 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:37,412 You killed her? David... 682 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:40,456 People shouldn't drive after they've been injected with alcohol. 683 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:44,377 Over here. - David? 684 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,590 You killed Kandinski, too, didn't you? 685 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:52,427 You made sure he fell during the burglary. 686 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:57,014 Forgive me. But I have this penchant for neatness. 687 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,644 Bull's-eye! 688 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,315 You were very good. I was very impressed. 689 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:09,026 For crying out loud, what took you so long? 690 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:12,113 I'm sorry, I was having a terrific conversation with a couple of the boys back here. 691 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,824 Matter of fact, we're thinking of going to see a Dead concert. You wanna come? 692 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,839 - I'm out of here. - So what else is new? 693 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,466 How long you gonna stick around? 694 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:33,092 As long as it takes. Why? 695 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,719 Don't you ever get scared? 696 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,764 Worried? Being here all alone. 697 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,724 - No. - Oh. 698 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,852 God bless you. 699 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,607 Or whoever. 700 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,359 Well... 701 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,987 - Hey. - Yes? 702 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:56,240 For what it's worth, it's crossed my mind. 703 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,076 - What's that? - The possibility. 704 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,080 You don't have to say that on my account. 705 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,291 I'm not saying it on your account. I'm saying it... 706 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:08,002 just as a point of information. 707 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,341 I don't want you losing any more sleep over me. 708 00:43:15,051 --> 00:43:17,386 Believe me, if and when I ever find myself over you, 709 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,514 the last thing I'll be thinking about is sleeping. 710 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,851 Besides... you're already covered. 711 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,770 I put a good word in for you myself. 712 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,774 - You did? - No big deal. 713 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,485 Are you saying you prayed for me? 714 00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,612 No, not prayed. I just... 715 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,448 I never had a guy pray for me before. 716 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,159 What are you doing? You making fun of me? 717 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,702 I'm not making fun of you. 718 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,538 - Well, don't. - I wouldn't. 719 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:50,878 Anyway, I just wanted you to know it crossed my mind. 720 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,882 And I just wanted you to know that... 721 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:58,219 you know, everybody's gotta decide for themselves. 722 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,555 I just figured as long as I had the big guy's ear-- 723 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:02,765 No, I appreciate that. 724 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:10,565 Well, I should get going. Open or closed? 725 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,774 Open. 726 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:18,364 Good night. 727 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:20,366 Night. 728 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,126 David! I think I'll walk down with you. 729 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:32,086 David! 730 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:47,935 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 731 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:52,815 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 732 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:56,527 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 733 00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:02,158 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 734 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:06,871 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 735 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:11,417 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 736 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:15,963 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 737 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:20,843 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 738 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:25,306 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 739 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:30,102 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 740 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:34,398 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 741 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:44,408 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪